bruce wayne on the road to becoming batman
I think we all know who the writer is, Regina…
Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.
It’s a sad day when your students don’t understand any Harry Potter, Star Wars, or Lord of the Rings references. But when someone mentions Shrek and you respond ‘Shrek is Life,’ everyone gets that reference.
I fear for the future of humanity.
Go home and watch HP, LoTR, and SW.